Mipyakhas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless ferret.

Mipyakhas created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipyakhas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mipyakhas, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mipyakhas' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mipyakhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Never wear mauve dresses.

3. Do not name children after manatees.

4. Always wash your face before prayer.

5. Never eat turnips.