Passidominligcitgof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Passidominligcitgof created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Passidominligcitgof, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Passidominligcitgof, she will send you a sign.

Passidominligcitgof's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Passidominligcitgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing black dresses and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.