Bamquimrill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying duck.

Bamquimrill created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamquimrill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamquimrill, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bamquimrill's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bamquimrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Run away from brown voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.