Rullvin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish jellyfish.

Rullvin created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullvin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rullvin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rullvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.