Bogcadbog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous mole.

Bogcadbog created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogcadbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogcadbog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogcadbog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bogcadbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bogcadbog.

2. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing red jumpers.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.