Limloopcit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic capybara.

Limloopcit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limloopcit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Limloopcit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Limloopcit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Limloopcit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Limloopcit.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limloopcit.