Kabbennuttwad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak wyvern.

Kabbennuttwad created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabbennuttwad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabbennuttwad, she will laugh at you.

Kabbennuttwad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kabbennuttwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at midday.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always help voles.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kabbennuttwad on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.