Kabbennuttwad is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, weak
wyvern.
Kabbennuttwad created the world eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kabbennuttwad, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Kabbennuttwad, she will laugh at you.
Kabbennuttwad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Kabbennuttwad's Holy Commandments1. Never remain prostrate at midday.
2. Always wear brown.
3. Always help voles.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kabbennuttwad on top of all buildings.
5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.