Fudniggov is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful goblin.

Fudniggov created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudniggov, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudniggov, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fudniggov's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fudniggov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Fudniggov's priests.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if five seals approach from the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.