Boppigjantal is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying goat.

Boppigjantal created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boppigjantal, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Boppigjantal, she will destroy your home planet.

Boppigjantal's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Boppigjantal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never feed peanuts to moths while wearing pink tights.

5. Respect your elders.