Habgenxin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable slug.

Habgenxin created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habgenxin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Habgenxin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Habgenxin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Habgenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near moths.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Worship no other gods but Habgenxin.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Never wear orange ear rings.