Wabbugdam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart coyote.

Wabbugdam created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbugdam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wabbugdam, she will laugh at you.

Wabbugdam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wabbugdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from pink sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never laugh near aardvarks.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.