Migstanbud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast frog.

Migstanbud created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migstanbud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Migstanbud, it will curse you with boils.

Migstanbud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Migstanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.