Buncepmut is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable
dragon.
Buncepmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Buncepmut, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Buncepmut, she will remove you from existence.
Buncepmut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Buncepmut's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.
2. Never write about spacetime.
3. Feed all hungry rats.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always help sick pigs.