Buncepmut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable dragon.

Buncepmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buncepmut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Buncepmut, she will remove you from existence.

Buncepmut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Buncepmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick pigs.