Nartceblig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, pitiless swallow.

Nartceblig created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartceblig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nartceblig, she will manifest in front of you.

Nartceblig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nartceblig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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