Wonont is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented ant.

Wonont created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonont, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonont, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wonont's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wonont's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wonont on top of all buildings.