Cenkomquill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving horse.

Cenkomquill created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkomquill, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cenkomquill, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cenkomquill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cenkomquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shave your feet.