Midbatlanviljenken is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate
pig.
Midbatlanviljenken created everything that exists three million years ago.
If you believe in
Midbatlanviljenken, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Midbatlanviljenken, she will not invite you to parties.
Midbatlanviljenken's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Midbatlanviljenken's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
2. Never sit near snails.
3. Always help sick geese.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. Never look in ponds.