Cisstiftal is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust swan.

Cisstiftal created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisstiftal, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cisstiftal, he will ignore you.

Cisstiftal's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cisstiftal's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with magenta markings.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Put Cisstiftal first in all things.

5. Never hurt foxes.