Riparffet is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering
scorpion.
Riparffet created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Riparffet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Riparffet, it will cry a lot.
Riparffet's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Riparffet's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your face red.
2. Do not wear lead on your body.
3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Riparffet on top of all buildings.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Hide if four cats approach from the south.