Riparffet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering scorpion.

Riparffet created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riparffet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Riparffet, it will cry a lot.

Riparffet's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Riparffet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Riparffet on top of all buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if four cats approach from the south.