Queegdonjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking mink.

Queegdonjat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegdonjat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegdonjat, it will turn you into a frog.

Queegdonjat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Queegdonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Queegdonjat on top of all buildings.