Jabxinmif is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable giraffe.

Jabxinmif created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabxinmif, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabxinmif, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jabxinmif's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jabxinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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