Gidlinkop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous dragon.

Gidlinkop created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidlinkop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidlinkop, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gidlinkop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gidlinkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing brown shirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.