Yardubbemxempangzodlig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless sheep.

Yardubbemxempangzodlig created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yardubbemxempangzodlig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yardubbemxempangzodlig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yardubbemxempangzodlig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yardubbemxempangzodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yardubbemxempangzodlig.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yardubbemxempangzodlig.