Libbengid Yattlarplan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unfair wyrm.

Libbengid Yattlarplan created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbengid Yattlarplan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libbengid Yattlarplan, he will torture you forever.

Libbengid Yattlarplan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Libbengid Yattlarplan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.