Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent mouse.

Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benpibcab Hubwatwad Canbaflim.

4. Retreat if seven snails approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.