Himlamfit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional narwhal.

Himlamfit created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Himlamfit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himlamfit, it will turn you into a rat.

Himlamfit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Himlamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about gravity near great tits while wearing orange jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Himlamfit seven times a day.

5. Hide if four snakes approach from the north.