Bopyartgom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast rat.

Bopyartgom created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopyartgom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopyartgom, it will turn you into a rock.

Bopyartgom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bopyartgom's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Bopyartgom loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if three moths approach from the west.

5. You must never eat spinach.