Wodvin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil otter.

Wodvin created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodvin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodvin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wodvin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.