Wanrutmab is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, prudent
clam.
Wanrutmab created energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Wanrutmab, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wanrutmab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Wanrutmab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Wanrutmab's Holy Commandments1. Never wear rings.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not speak about garlic.
4. You must never eat pineapples.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.