Vigvilbedrawbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient horse.

Vigvilbedrawbat created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigvilbedrawbat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigvilbedrawbat, she will not invite you to parties.

Vigvilbedrawbat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vigvilbedrawbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Vigvilbedrawbat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vigvilbedrawbat on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Vigvilbedrawbat.

5. Pray towards the south.