Lamtarfunjendoss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring badger.

Lamtarfunjendoss created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamtarfunjendoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lamtarfunjendoss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lamtarfunjendoss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lamtarfunjendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.