Ripligbaf Yattcarflat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, intelligent grasshopper.

Ripligbaf Yattcarflat created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripligbaf Yattcarflat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ripligbaf Yattcarflat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ripligbaf Yattcarflat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ripligbaf Yattcarflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.