Gombegquam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured goat.

Gombegquam created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombegquam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gombegquam, she will not invite you to parties.

Gombegquam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gombegquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gombegquam in the centre of the settlement.