Fathapstan Vinnadpan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart wasp.

Fathapstan Vinnadpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fathapstan Vinnadpan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fathapstan Vinnadpan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fathapstan Vinnadpan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fathapstan Vinnadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray immersed in water.