Butmintar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective lizard.

Butmintar created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butmintar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Butmintar, it will not invite you to parties.

Butmintar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Butmintar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Butmintar on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.