Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish walrus.

Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn, it will turn you into a tree.

Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Wadbapcimbellhenzagsadjarn loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never prepare peas during autumn.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Never think about special relativity near capybaras while wearing turquoise rings and balancing three silver spheres on your arms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.