Dudgovwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless warg.

Dudgovwab created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudgovwab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudgovwab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dudgovwab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dudgovwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear purple shirts on sacred days.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dudgovwab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat pineapples.