Ominmumfad Teenwongat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous gerbil.

Ominmumfad Teenwongat created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmumfad Teenwongat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominmumfad Teenwongat, it will turn you into a worm.

Ominmumfad Teenwongat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ominmumfad Teenwongat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.