Dosstinyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain clam.

Dosstinyatt created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstinyatt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dosstinyatt, it will curse you with boils.

Dosstinyatt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dosstinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Dosstinyatt.