Tapnatvinsafkomvad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid hyena.

Tapnatvinsafkomvad created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapnatvinsafkomvad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tapnatvinsafkomvad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tapnatvinsafkomvad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tapnatvinsafkomvad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tapnatvinsafkomvad.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Tapnatvinsafkomvad in the centre of the settlement.