Misyarpnadfly is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy manatee.

Misyarpnadfly created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misyarpnadfly, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Misyarpnadfly, it will turn you into a rat.

Misyarpnadfly's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Misyarpnadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Misyarpnadfly must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Misyarpnadfly on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.

5. Always obey Misyarpnadfly's priests.