Migquimtad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent gerbil.

Migquimtad created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Migquimtad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migquimtad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Migquimtad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Migquimtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Put Migquimtad first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.