Milmisquillnad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, weak dragonfly.

Milmisquillnad created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milmisquillnad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Milmisquillnad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Milmisquillnad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Milmisquillnad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milmisquillnad.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.