Zodbarngar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent dragon.

Zodbarngar created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zodbarngar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodbarngar, she will turn you into a rat.

Zodbarngar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zodbarngar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if eight ants approach from the south.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.