Gupgancut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy warg.

Gupgancut created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupgancut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gupgancut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gupgancut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gupgancut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after snakes.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Always store wheat above ground.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing mauve hats.