Rotpangnib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise goose.

Rotpangnib created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotpangnib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotpangnib, he will turn you into a dog.

Rotpangnib's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rotpangnib's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about planets.