Arfgomarf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-knowing skunk.

Arfgomarf created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfgomarf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arfgomarf, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arfgomarf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Arfgomarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Pray only in darkness.