Bogwipquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing wasp.

Bogwipquaf created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogwipquaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogwipquaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Bogwipquaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bogwipquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear brown shoes.

5. Never feed figs to badgers while wearing purple rings.