Yakkarleg Honmigfum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish manatee.

Yakkarleg Honmigfum created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakkarleg Honmigfum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yakkarleg Honmigfum, he will not care at all.

Yakkarleg Honmigfum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yakkarleg Honmigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yakkarleg Honmigfum's name in vain.

2. Never wear magenta coats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.