Hanrakzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing jellyfish.

Hanrakzed created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanrakzed, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hanrakzed, he will turn you into a worm.

Hanrakzed's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hanrakzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hanrakzed.