Wonbotwan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable fairy.

Wonbotwan created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbotwan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonbotwan, she will be very sad.

Wonbotwan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wonbotwan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wonbotwan on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Do not shave your neck.