Witkamhen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying toad.

Witkamhen created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witkamhen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witkamhen, it will not care.

Witkamhen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Witkamhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after dogs.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never sing near geese.