Mumdobged is a god.

It takes the form of a large, boastful pig.

Mumdobged created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdobged, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumdobged, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mumdobged's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mumdobged's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumdobged.

2. Never wear orange skirts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. You must love Mumdobged.