Flabbesshas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm walrus.

Flabbesshas created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbesshas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flabbesshas, she will torture you forever.

Flabbesshas' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Flabbesshas' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. You must pray to Flabbesshas three times a day.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

5. Fast once a month.