Xensadwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective eagle.

Xensadwad created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xensadwad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xensadwad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xensadwad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Xensadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Worship no other gods but Xensadwad.

3. Xensadwad loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never go into pink rooms.