Nibcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying bat.

Nibcuss created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcuss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibcuss, she will laugh at you.

Nibcuss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nibcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nibcuss' name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt foxes.