Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing raccoon.

Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf, it will curse you with boils.

Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Cadstipjadtamdabquafarf's priests.