Dambimyik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless donkey.

Dambimyik created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambimyik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dambimyik, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dambimyik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dambimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never handle gold while unclean.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.