Milbimrap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying dugong.

Milbimrap created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbimrap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Milbimrap, he will not care.

Milbimrap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Milbimrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

4. Worship no other gods but Milbimrap.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.