Caplarpbot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable fish.

Caplarpbot created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Caplarpbot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Caplarpbot, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Caplarpbot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Caplarpbot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured frogs.
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