Caplarpbot is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable
fish.
Caplarpbot created energy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Caplarpbot, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Caplarpbot, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Caplarpbot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Caplarpbot's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always look after injured frogs.