Kanjarnfem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying dog.

Kanjarnfem created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kanjarnfem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kanjarnfem, he will come to you in dreams.

Kanjarnfem's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kanjarnfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear hats marked with yellow.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wash your feet before prayer.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.