Vedbudbab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust wolf.

Vedbudbab created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedbudbab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vedbudbab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Vedbudbab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vedbudbab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Vedbudbab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.