Sawdibgum is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish human.

Sawdibgum created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdibgum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawdibgum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sawdibgum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sawdibgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.