Fotrawvol is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, staggering ant.

Fotrawvol created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotrawvol, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotrawvol, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fotrawvol's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fotrawvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Fotrawvol.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing mauve shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.